just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he shaved USA in his pubs
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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