You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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