I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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