i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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