They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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