are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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