I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
And then he peed in my hair
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