Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'm both gender and math confused
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Randomize
