Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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