Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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