Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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