Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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