Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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