she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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