We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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