Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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