woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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