i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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