Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
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