I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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