ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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