Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
only if we run a train.
done.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Randomize
