You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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