You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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