Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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