I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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