Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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