remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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