the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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