your room smells of hookers.
And success
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Randomize
