i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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