I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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