Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
