3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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