Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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