he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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