Taylor Swift is so right about you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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