I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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