there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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