So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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