Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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