I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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