You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
That was before I lit my hair on fire
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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