dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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