We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
i came on her dog
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
My apartment stinks of burning failure
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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