All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Randomize
