It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
why do cheetos always look like penises
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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