What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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