Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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