My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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