the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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